Friday, July 01, 2005

New hours

Yes, it has been a while.

We're back to tell you that the kiosk has changed up its hours to get the most out of the extended daylight hours. The new hours will have us serving at 7 a.m. and closing at 7 p.m. Same great baristas, only nicer cause they aren't working marathon shifts. You will be seeing the return of a very special barista to our ranks. It will be excellent.

There is other wonderful news on the horizon. We aren't going to tell you what it is.

(It's a secret!)

In the meantime, let's play that fun game of what's cool/what's not cool!

Stellah's signature cup. You always know which cup is hers at the end of the day.

Not cool!
Sneaking some gross flavoring packet into your cup of coffee and then leaving the incriminating evidence on the bar for the next customer to find! Yuck!

Male Health
Receiving a mailed advertisement all the way from Scotland that was trying to get us to use cups bowls and jewelry made out of horns!

Not cool!
Shorty G
Shorty G's shocking barista faux pas! He makes Iced Chai drinks with steamed milk! Have some self respect!

More sniping at the competition to come!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is cool about lipstick all over a cup??

4:34 PM  
Blogger Blue Bottle said...

Thankfully, this is about the only lipstick cup we ever get. Therefore unique, therefore cool.

6:06 PM  
Anonymous J the ER doc said...

It's been years since I worked in a coffee shop, but I always marvelled at how tenacious the lipstick was. What's in that stuff?

8:19 PM  
Anonymous Eton Tsuno said...

shorty G is a funny guy...

hahaha 7-7 now eh... IS THAT WHY MY BUSINESS SUCKS NOW? jk

good luck...gotta love the long barista hrs.

Cya guys around


9:04 PM  
Blogger gabriel said...

yeah whatever, it's Chai.

now if someone asked to do an espresso body shot off a hottie well then I would absolutely have to say no. the puck stops there....

i do have self respect.

and also i really have plenty more where that came from.

9:35 PM  
Blogger drbiggles said...

Heh, barista. Barista. Barista. Screw that, I got yer Barista hangin'. I thought they had Baristas at starbucks.
When I bought hot coffee in Berkeley from someone 27 years ago, they sure as hell weren't a goddamn barista.
Or if I'd been in Rome? Would have that changed the situation

7:34 PM  
Blogger Blue Bottle said...

What does this mean 'I've got your barista hangin''?

Biggles, think you've had a little too much meat.

Besides, what would you call the coffee serving community? Servers? Latte-ist?

And yeah, if you had been in rome it would have been a bit different. There would be no chai.

10:26 AM  
Anonymous mark said...

Shorty G know's what he's doin', using steamed milk for the Iced Chai.

Makes for a better drink.

At least in my opinion.

11:46 AM  
Anonymous Keith said...

Maybe call yourselves "coffee artists"

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

iced chai is by definition not "a better drink."

tepid, flat fermented goat milk-based beverages.

I makey no sonsey and go bye bye now.

9:05 PM  
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