Saturday, May 28, 2005

Dexter Day

Dexter, our avuncular, oft maligned Market Manager had about the best of stories today that started with a little kid throwing up in front of the fancy yogurt stand. Now Dexter doesn't really do much on Saturday except kiss babies and work on his sun tan, but some beam of light went shooting in his brain and he thought, "Hey, I can handle this." So our hero marches off to get mop and water but before he can even commit to his Samaritan task, one of the denizens of the street dove toward the sick, scooped it up in his hands, and "these are my trash bags, these are my gums, watch out stomach, cause here it comes."

You've read it, and now you can't unread it.

Other than that it was an above average but not quite rocking memorial day market. We'd hand out a "Golden Chum Bucket" to the one customer that tried to jam money into James hand while shouting through a mouthful of ice cream "COFFEE WITH MILK!" before launching into a coughing spasm that sounded like his best Gollum impression. James' hands flew to the air in a "Eek-a-Mouse!" kind of way and directed said gentleman to the line at the front of the cart where he repeated his routine. Like we said, he would get the "GCBA" but nothing really tops Dexter's story. But then again, maybe that wasn't ice cream...


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh,Nubbinboy. Now you won't get a book deal, or a blog award, or even a smidgen of respect from any new readers. Sometimes, less IS more.

7:42 AM  
Anonymous valerie said...

Jesus christ. I had a mouthful of water when I read that line and now my whole desk is wet.

5:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I came upon this scene, mere seconds after it happened. There was nothing quite so beauitful as the sight of St.Benoit himself, and his trusty market manager sharing identical looks of horror. Truly a sight to behold!

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you love French coffee? Do you know how marvelous this drink is?

1:01 AM  
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